Before:

skyblue@xyzt:~$ time java TestCase
[08.06.05 10:00:31 default5(1)] @APP SERVER::STATUS:: [LOOKING UP URI: {//10.***.**.***:12015/TheT2}]
[08.06.05 10:00:31 default5(2)] @APP SERVER::STATUS:: [CONNECTED]
[08.06.05 10:00:31 default5(3)] @APP SERVER::EVENT:: [CORE OBTAINED: 
{com.ng.***********************************[RemoteStub 
[ref: [endpoint:[***********:12016](remote),objID:[f47bf5:***********:-8000, 69***8]]]]}]
Hey
class java.lang.String
Balance: 1000
Strange core for release

real    0m2.358s
user    0m0.680s
sys     0m0.060s

After:

skyblue@xyzt:~/javaproxy$ time php4 test.php
Array
(
    [StatusCode] => 100
    [Data] => 1000,,Nick
)

real    0m0.252s
user    0m0.000s
sys     0m0.010s

I'm fairly happy with the result. No code guys, I don't think I'm allowed to publish that. My work of last night also fixed the 100% CPU usage issue which was damn obvious. Doh. Youngsters.